Dukes Of Hazzard Reviewed by the swearing film critic

If you don't know about the fuckin Dukes, you must have been a dirty shit eating fucking retard that didn't have a telly. Bo and Luke are in the memory of any impressionable boy, who liked nothing better than fucking things up and screwing cars.

The Dukes Of Hazzard is what-you-see-is-what-you-as.Johnny Knoxville from Jackass, Seann Michael Scott (rock out with my cock out) from American Pie. There is no fucking wit apart from the bit where stifler says "put another srimp on the barbi" FUcking awesome ma man. This is an fucked up tribute to a hot shit series about a Southern family of pikey's. It's as traditional as Uncle Jessie's (Willie Nelson) moonshine. Which might i add would be the shit if they started selling that at the cinema, it might even make some of the fat ugly fucking camel jockeys at my local cinema start looking half decent.

Bo wins the annual Hazzard Rally, In The General Lee (BANG this car is the best it's like a black prada coat or hot beef tea), year in, year out. This year, Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds) which is horse shit have they ever seen boss hog maybe Danny DeVito, "the meanest man in Hazzard County and crooked as a hillbilly's smile," is going to make sure his driver wins. He pulls out all the fucking tricks and he knows how to get dirty as shit after drinking guiness and when he mixes them, he gets Nasty and that's what the boys are up against.

Bo (stifler) is a cousin of Luke (jackass) and both are cousins of Daisy (i would bang the shit out of that). In the South, families knit tight and no outsider, however rich and fancy, is going to tear them apart Right this means that there fucking interbread arseholes that all have the same auntie called tracie. Dasiy Duke what can i say about Daisy Duke. Point One you would fuck her til the cows come home. Point two you would love to spunk on massive tats and finally if i was bo or luke i would deal with it who gives a shit.