Happy Gilmore

Starring Adam Sandler

Reviewed by Rabid Dog

Awesome.... just fucking awesome.

This flick from 1996 still makes me piss my pants to this day! Adam Sandler plays the wild crazy twat called Happy Gilmore. The plot is basically that Happy is a failed hockey player with a big "rage" problem, one day he comes home to find that the twats from the IRS (thats the same as our cunts at the Inland Revenue that take all our fucking money every month) are repossessing his 90 year old grandma's house cause shes paid no tax for 10 years or some shit? anyhow, Happy realises by accident that he can twat a golf ball 500 yards in one hit, so he decides to make some cash by challenging the local spaz's at the golf driving range, hoping to make enough cash to save his grandma's gaff.

He soon realises that he needs to enter some proper fucking ponce tournaments to make some serious dollars! so he enlists the help of old golf pro Chubbs Peterson (played by rocky's own carl weathers), chubbs has a wooden hand so can't play anymore cause a 'gatter bit the fucker off. Anyway Happy starts climbing the ranks and gets a massive fan base cause he keeps on getting into fights with golfers and TV celebs live on tele. One memorable scene see's happy take on American TV host Bob Barker in an amusing fight on the golf course that will make you laugh like a choaking dog, if it doesn't your a humourless cunt who should be put down.

Happy's nemesis in the film is the evil "Shooter McGavin" played excellently by Christopher McDonald, he's the number 1 golfer in the world and fucking hates happy cause hes so popular on the tours, happy also has the usual love interest in a film of this nature played by some blonde bitch who im not sure if i'd dick or not??? shes borderline boiler material, but then again balls to it, i'll do it and she'll thank me!

Basically "shooter" ends up buying Happy's grandma's house in an auction cause hes fucking loaded and then they end up playing in a tournament for the house.... pretty predicable shit, but really good shit none the less, its just the little touches, like Happy flying into rages and twating people for no good reason, the awesome 1 liners that get delivered by Sandler and McDonald, the scene where happy fights an alligator cause it eats his golf ball... it's just the whole cheesiness that makes this film a great fucking film! Theres even a little cameo by Richard Kiel (played JAWS in james bond) as happy gilmores old boss who also likes a good rage. All in all a 1st class fucking film! if you haven't seen this gem then buy the fucker on DVD its only about a fiver you tight bastards! If this film doesn't impress you and doesn't leave a nice taste in your mouth after watching it then I hope you fucking drop dead you miserable cunts!