Fantastic 4
Reviewed by the swearing film critic


Right theres Four Nasa fucking geeks and some twat thats a millionaire called Victor Von Con Doom. They all go into space and get fucked up with some monkey jizz gamma rays. They all then come back to earth with different powers like aids. Von con Doom turns into a metal dildo. Mr Fantastic turns into strech armstong, Human Torch is fuck off balls of flames, Invisible Woman shit i cannot remember what see does apart from giving me a semi and The Thing turns into the rock without the eyebrow. Mr Fantastic has nicked von bitch ( Invisible slut ). The Fucking Four simply spend their time trying to find a way to return to normal an lots of dicking about inbetween. All in all dog shit film with fit bird.