Rocky IV

Starring Sly Stallone, Dolph Lundgren

Reviewed by Rabid Dog

Fuck me, where do I start on this!

Basically rocky has twated Mr T in the previous film and is riding high as the nations fucking hero, living in his big fucking mansion with his ugly slag of a wife, mong of a molested kid and also paedophile uncle "I don't sweat you" Paulie.

Basically Apollo is watching tele and having a rest up in his pool when he sees that a Russian boxer has dared to come to American to have a fight, Apollo thinks he can twat him so arranges an exhibition fight with the big cunt of a Russian (Drago) the big Russians wife is a fucking blonde slag who was actually stallones wife at the time, anyway apollo convinces rocky, paulie and some fucking spaz robot that shouts "Happy Birthday Paulie" all time to train him.

Long story short, Apollo gets fucking killed in the ring for being a cocky cunt and taking the piss out of our Russian friends. Rocky then has 150 montage videos shown of him pissed off and all the "good" times hes had with apollo. He then decides to fight the Russian himself for revenge and so fucks off to to train and fight in Russia with his slut of wife telling him he's a fucking loser who can't win and she aint going with him... what a cunt she is!! the fucking money hanging on leach of a slag, Rocky should have broke her ribs and smashed her face in a long time ago... hang on, come to think of it she looks like shes been smashed in already 1000 times.. pug ugly bitch!

Anyway rocky trains hard the old fashioned way in Russia, running up mountains and racing horses etc while drago trains in his modern gym with some help from some Roids! (fair play to him!). Rockys slag turns up and says shes missed him blah blah so he trains even harder (stallone is the one who looks like he's been on the roids for sure!), fight night comes Rocky beats russian in the 15th round or some shit , gives some speech how Russia and America can become friends (fuck that, I want to see a good old nuclear war for real!!) and go's home to a heros welcome.

All in all a good romp of a film. Watch it you cock sucking faggots!