Crash Reviewed by The Swearing FilmCritic

The film is set LA the home of every fucker and there bastard son where they CRASH into each other. The film is set around that fact that everyone is a fucking racist.

Sandra Bullock plays a rich bitch that needs a good shafting, whose car gets jacked. Matt Dillon (honkey) plays a racist cop, who finger fucks a black woman because he knows he can get away with it, There’s a black TV director who has been forced to sell out to get ahead in his career (the boy has sold out so much he cannot even spell Ghettoe). Michael Pena's Hispanic locksmith, whose clients suspect him of being a gang member (bald head loads of fucking tattoos all over him and baggy ass pants defo a gang member), A Arab shopkeeper, who is fucked off because he cannot speak fucking English and Don Cheadle's a cop whose knobbing a rainbow bird (a mixture), whose car crash links all these characters together.

Great performances give weight to the fucked up issues the film is trying to raise. Unfortunately because there are so many fucking stories the plot becomes too forced. Each character undergoes a reversal that changes their dog shit perspective on the world.