The Terminal

Starring Tom Hanks

Reviewed by The Swearing Film Critic

Tom Hanks plays Viktor Navorski, a fucking immigrant from some random horseshit country, who is stuck at JFK Airport after a war breaks out in his country, fucking up his visa. He is forced to live in the international lounge to be looked after by Frank Dixon, an airport exec that has a wine bottle up his arse. Navorski starts to piss off Dixon as he dirties up his clean bob wank airport with his greasy foreign arse.
In the meantime, Navorski continues to run into stewardess Amelia (Catherine " Sheep Shagger "Zeta-Jones), who is a dirty Cardiff hooker. Their relationship grows between flights as he learns English and she needs someone to talk too.
Navorski meets loads of other knob jockeys and he just happens to get a job in the airport cash in hand (what a fucking surprise an immigrant not paying tax). That is until Dixon stops him. Viktor has loads of fucking chances to do a runner, like all the other fucking imagrants do. This film is bob wank stay in bed with Pam and her five sisters.