Diff'rent Strokes Season 1 Reviewed by Rabid Dog
Staring: Garry Coleman; Todd Bridges; Dana Plato
And Conrad Bain

Well this aint a fucking film review!! SO WHAT you twats!! what you gonna do??? Fuck all as i thought!

Well I watched this Classic 70's/80's gem last night on DVD and fuck me were the first few episodes painful to watch, the fucker isn't a good as i remember! basically if you have never seen or heard of Diff'rent Strokes, your either 8 years old or a fucking spaz dog mong that doesn't own a tele!. Moving on with the plot, the show started in 1978 and ran for about 7 or 8 years, its about a white guy that takes in two homeless black kids to live with him.... it starred old bastard Conrad Bain as Mr Philip Drummond he's the VERY rich white guy that owns some fancy fucking dan company and lives in a penthouse.

Drummond had a black housekeeper that he really cared for but she died, but before she croaked it she make Drummond promise to look after her to kids (very fucking nice of her!!... what a cunt!) this is where pint sized Arnold (aged 8) and Willis (aged 13) come in, played by Garry Coleman and Todd Bridges. Arnold is a cheeky scamp with a sharp mouth and Willis is just a cocky cunt who the producers should of killed off by episode 4 the annoying twat!, the show follows there life and "lessons" in life blah blah, the show also stars Dano Plato as Drummonds daughter Kimberly and some old fat hag as the mouthy housekeeper.

The show had it's funny bits, I remember it being much more funny when i was a kid, the line "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout willis" launched the show and it became a family favourite and was a big ratings puller in the states, anyway the show got cancelled in '86 so it had a long fucking stint and to be fair was pretty good clean family fun, but thats wank to me! I like a good kicking and some tits in my films/programmes!.

The Show did touch on subjects like drugs,sex and fighting but it was a load of pussy wank! Drummond would say "Arnold, you must never fight try talking your way out if it" fuck that! if i was Drummond i'd be telling him to kick the lads head in, glass the cunt in the eyes and smash his teeth out with a pub ashtray... kids have got to learn sometime!!!.....

What was funny though was what happened to the cast after the show cancelled! awesome! first up we've Todd Bridges (willis) he ended up homeless and broke, coked up to the fucking eye balls everyday and nearly died, shame he fucking didn't!! Then we've got Garry Coleman the star of the show who made a good few million from the show only to have his real life parents piss it all up the wall! he now works as a fucking security guard in some shopping mall! the fucker is only 2 foot tall for real! who the fuck is he going to stop!

Then the best of the lot saved till last! Dana Plato, young innocent Kimberly! innocent my arse, she got pregnant during season 5 in real life from some crack dealer, left the show, lost all her cash.... got hooked on drugs.... robbed a grocery store.... became a porn star! (oh yeah, flash them titties and the "camel"!!!) and then fucking died at the ripe old age of 34 of an overdose!! Tragic but shit happens you losers!! buy the dvd off ebay for £6.99 like i did and if your around the age of 11-16 then you can have a "barclays bank" over young kimberly! ooooh yeah