The Wedding Crashers

Reviewed by the swearing film criticBasically John (What fucking nose Wilson) and Jeremy ( Normal nose Vaughn), have made a religion out of sneaking into weddings and shagging bitches Because women are easy at weddings. They’ve been dicking around for twelve years. They use fake names like Ivor bollockonmynose and come from all round the shiting place, once in any wedding they become the fucking shit everyone loves the fucking rouges. This leads to them taking the fit dirty sluts back to the bone yard. Then biggest crash yet; the Secretary of the United States Treasury (Christopher "i love fat boy slim" Walken) is marrying off his eldest daughter. They blag there way in and cock nose Wilson and Vaughn lock down there targets, Walkens two other daughters. Vaughn nails his target while wilson loses his balls and falls in love ( Pussy ). They go back for the weekend while wilson tries to finish the job. Vaughn gets milked off under the diner table. Blah blah blah, After all this Wilson "still In love but got fuck all" carrys on parting on his own. He then hooks up with the mother fucking man Will Ferrell. Ferrell is the pioneer of crashing shit as his lastest conquested is funerals. Sporting nun chuck's and a kimono farrell can do no wrong. Vaughn keeps knobing the other daughter. The crashers fall out but then kiss and make up at the end at vaughns wedding.

This film is Gucci. See it now.