SHOPS

This is my review of shops, or more precisely one particular aspect of shops.

When you buy anything at all nowadays from a shop, why the fuck do they always ask you 'Would you like the receipt in the bag?' in such a solemn way as though it's some life or death situation? They never used to ask you and things ran pretty smoothly so why the fuck start now?

Put the receipt in the bag or fucking don't you cunt, I honestly don't give a shit. They never do one thing or another without asking you either, until you answer this critical question, the transaction is paused indefinitely whilst they look at you like a gormless twat. I don't see why they have to fucking ask this question, what the fuck does it matter what you do with the cunting receipt. If I had my way I would bend them over and stick the receipt up their arse - and they'd thank me for it.

Life is to short to worry about wanting a receipt in a bag or not. They all end up in the hands of some identity theiving bin dipper eastern european immigrant bastards in the end anyway so what's the point? Shop owners - stamp out this sickening practice right away you fucktards.

Fuck it, I'm never going shopping to any town centre again. I'd rather be dead. And when I do die, you can stick the receipt for my funeral up my partially decomposed rectum if you want. Just don't ask me first.

Ratboy