My Companys Canteen!!....
By Rabid-Dog

I’ve been hanging back on this fucking review for ages, but today was the final straw! I stroll down at 10am looking forward to a nice feed, what do I get??? Shit and piss on a plate!

I’m hungry, I ask for a “Full English” there was nothing full or English about the pigs swill that was dished up onto my plate!. I got some bacon that must contain about 1% meat, the sausages look and taste like a tramps stool after 70 cans of warm special brew, the “tomatoes” and use that word loosely!! are just fucking red cunting stalks that taste like they must have been grown in Chernobyl’s fucking power station. The hash browns have been cooked for about 3 seconds, and you wouldn’t feed them to a dog! Speaking of cooking, fuck all that was dished up to me has ever seen a bastard flame in its life. I thought the “bacon” was going to get up off my plate and walk back to the pigs hoof where it came from, the beans is that 2p a tin shit from Aldi or somewhere and the mushrooms have been grown in some faggots arse!

They cant even get toast right! Burnt on one side, never seen a flame on the other????? What the fuck!!? RETARDS!

As for the service, don’t get me fucking started!!, most of the fucking beasts that work there are friendly enough, although they look Jeff Goldblum from the hit movie “The Fly” when he’s all fucked up and mangled, as for the boss of the canteen, she just fucking hates everyone! She throws your food at you, after she’s slopped it all over the plate, your cup of tea (which taste like sawdust, shit and puke) is launched at you and then the final insult…. the fucking price!! in our supposedly subsidised canteen! It would be cheaper to eat at fucking Gordon Ramsays!, the shit off my shoe would taste better as well! How the fuck I’m still alive after eating this shit is a medical miracle! I wont even go into the lunch menu! Its even worse than the fucking breakfast!

I wish I were dead! Now go and fuck yourselves!!

RABID-DOG!!!