In Her Shoes
Starring Cameron Diaz
Toni Collette and some bloke cunt
Reviewd By Rabid Dog

I actually went to see this film about 3 weeks ago with the Mrs, but it was so long and drawn out I couldn't be arsed writing fucking review...
I still can’t be arsed.... but I’ll have a go for you cunts out there.

Right then!! First of all lets start with the cast.... we have Maggie played by pig faced, pot holed, bent nosed fucking beast Cameron Diaz, next we have Rose played by Toni Collette, words cannot describe this "women/animal" as The film critic said in an earlier review, you cant polish a turd and believe me Toni Collette is a Turd, a big stinky dirty fucking filthy vindaloo style turd... there’s no polishing that fucker.

Moving on to the story, Maggie and Rose are sisters how the fuck the producers thought they could pass them off as sisters is fucking unbelievable, its like saying Mike Tyson and Tony Blair are fucking brothers!! anyway they are complete opposites in every way, Maggie (diaz) is a 1st class slag who shags everyone and has no job, and her sister Rose is some top fucking fancy dan lawyer with her own gaff and nice car etc but no man (cause shes a filthy dog).... basically slag Maggie moves in with Rose when her parents kick her out, Rose happens to pull a bloke one night but Maggie shags him behind her back and gets caught.

Let me just add, we see plenty of Diaz's legs and arse, the director did a good job of limiting her nasty skanky face on screen. Diaz has got a good figure, but is so thin I can only come to the conclusion she is in the advanced stages of HIV/AIDs. Im no doctor, but the evidence is there for all to see!!!

Carry on with the story, Maggie then has to fucks off cause Rose kicks the slag to the kerb, she the decides to go and meet her grandma that she has never seen since her mum snuffed it when she was young blah blah, Rose meets a nice guy at her company, quits her job falls in love with him blah blah, she’s never been happier but misses her slag of a sister which cause her and her new man to break up. Maggie moves in with Grandma who looks like she stinks of piss and shit and they don't really get on, but Maggie gets a job helping the old bids out and her and piss smell start to get on after all, I say Diaz sucks old mans cock for $2 the ho. She starts loving her life too. Then Grandma wants to meet Rose thus eventually reuniting the two sisters, Rose gets man back and get married, sisters get on great again and find they have plenty in common and so on. Whole family is very fucking happy.

In a nutshell, your Mrs will like this film! she really will!!! you blokes out there will squirm like diseased rats in your chair; the fucker is OVER 2 hours!! and its hurt... hurts a lot!! Thankfully my mrs brought the smile back to my face late on, but thats another fucking story!

What can I say to wrap it up??... what I always say!!! Fuck this film its RAT SHIT on a pole! and you can all just suck my dick and burn!
Now FUCK OFF!!!