Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

Starring Rob Scneider, Eddie Griffin.
Reviewed by "Rabid Dog"

Well I went to watch this fucker at the weekend with the “Mrs”.

Let me start by saying I was "treated" to a 10 minute fucking advert for H&M!! 10 fucking minutes!! some bird sings for 10 fucking minutes! the ads about jeans and singing!! this set me up in a bad mood! although to be fair at the end of the ad the slag got shot dead! still fucking made me sick!! bastard H&M hope they go under! twats!

Also on another fucking note AMC cinemas can fucking burn for not having onions for there hot dogs, but advertising them! i'll sue the bastards!! to be fair a theiving scouse who served me made up for it by putting chillies and shit on it for me! he gets a single star for that! actually fuck it no stars for being a scouse cunt and robbing my wheel trims!

To start things off, lets say that sequels are usually ratshit. This bastard is no different, sure you’ve got the odd laugh, but fuck me was this film poor, I left the cinema thinking that wasn’t so bad, but now I’m thinking what a disgrace.

The first film was much fucking funnier, we’ve got the two main characters back who are good old Rob Schneider as Deuce and Eddie Griffin as T.J. In this dog, Deuce fucks off to Amsterdam to hook up with TJ, cause he’s been accused of kiddy fiddling or some shit? All the gigolo’s from countries far and wide are at some award shit to see whos the best gigolo in the world, one problem, somebody is killing all the gigolos!!! Thus fucking up TJ (the pimps) business. He sends in Deuce to find the women who is doing this…..

Then the predictable wank starts, deuce going on dates with fucked up women. Same gags as the first film blah fucking blah! He goes out with some bird who 10feet fucking tall, he goes out with some other bird who has a hole in her throat, you guess all the fucking gags, he even goes out with a bird who has a dick for her nose… when she sneezes bob munk “cums” flying out. Funny…. For about ½ a second! Twats!

In another scene TJ his pimp eats some chips from a toilet???? What the fuck? WANK!! NOT FUNNY! Fucking burn you filthy dog of a so called “actor” cunt.

Deuce meets some fit bird who’s scared of door handles and slaps herself etc, to be fair shes fucking stunning and I’d dick her in a second… to be fair id probably be finished in a second! But guess what!? She’d fucking thank me for it!! Deuces Mrs from the first film has died by getting eaten by a shark, so he carries her plastic leg around…. Another fucking wank joke that no cunt laughs at!! Actually this film is the fucking pitts and I mean a deep dirty stinking rat piss and puke pitt!! Don’t bother with it! I used to like Rob Schneider, now I wish the cunt was dead for putting me through that bag of wank!

I should have abandoned the film and give the “mrs” a good dicking in the cinema instead!! Some thick cunts will love this film and claim its awesome, any of you other normal bastards out there will turn on it like a rabid dog! Don’t even watch it on DVD, actually you should have stopped reading this after paragraph one! What a waste of my fucking presious time typing this shit up! Now fuck off!!!!!!!

PS. Johnny “Im a cunt and deal drugs to kids” Vaughan has a cameo in this film which has sent me into a rage… why you may ask???? Well let me spell it out for you: he’s a C. U. N. T and that’s a fact! Look up cunt in the dictionary and good old Johnny will be there! Now you can all fuck off for sure!