
Flight Plan reviewed by the swearing film critic
This film is a BIG lump of horseshit. I would not even bother reading the review as you cannot polish a turd.
Flightplan is a half-baked thriller. The fucking shit conclusion would be laughable if it wasn't such a fucking disappointment. And if anyone mentions the words "surprise twist" in association with this film is cunt.
Foster plays Kyle, an engineer that just happened to build the fucking plane who, with her young daughter Julia in tow, is going from Berlin to New York to bury her dead husband. Shortly after takeoff, she drifts into a deep sleep ( mad fucking mother ). When she awakens three hours later, the little shit has gone missing. Boo fucking Hoo. No one remembers seeing the little shit.
You see “the good bits” in the trailer and that’s it. So watch the trailer and save your time and money.
3 Comments:
At 12:30 pm,
Anonymous said…
Looks a crock of shit to be fair. Burn the fucking cinema down next time...
At 3:35 pm,
Anonymous said…
"This film is a BIG lump of horseshit" Sweeeeeeeeet Daddy!!
Winner
At 12:46 am,
Anonymous said…
when did she make a good film???..Buggsy Malone???.she is a one trick pony...end of
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