The New Swearing Review!!!!
The swearing film critic has been upgraded to include reviews of any fucking damn we thing please!!
So im starting the ball rolling with a review of McDonalds in Pilsworth Bury.

Where do we start! well lets start with the car park of this nest, I don't like it! Its not a friendly car park! I want Ronald fucking McDonald himself to great me! what do I get? Jack shit!

So I enter the "restaurant" and get to the counter, no queue, things are looking good.... no dice!! No bastard can be bothered to serve me. 2 fat fucking reptile lizard type looking women, who look like they've eaten there fair share of Big Macs over the years are stood there gassing away about how they need to lose weight, while frothing at the gash wanting to feed another 10 quarter pounders with cheese's down there fat faces. Eventually one of these humungous beasts decides to serve me, I decide on a big mac meal with a nice still fanta. 5 minutes later the food arrives! Fast food my arse!....

The tray that my big mac was delivered on looked like it had been shat on by Monkeys in Chester zoo. The burger didn't fair much better, lets just say it didn't look like the fucking picture on the menu! Cunts! The "special sauce" tasted very special indeed.... like fucking Jizz!! Basically my meal was a fucking disgrace and the food wouldn't fill a cockroaches belly!!

And wrapping my review, just one last point! why do all the McDonalds staff look like "women" out of Prisoner Cell Block H?? they are fucking awful! I know McDonalds believes in equal opportunities, but all there staff seem like nasty spazs??? anyway fuck off im done!!

Rabid Dog