Smokey and the bandit
Reviewed by the swearing film critic

Smokey and the mother fucking Bandit was the right movie at the right time, everyone fucking loved Burt Reynolds, country music, and CB Radios. Reynolds plays the P.I.M.P.I.N Bandit, a car driver who accepts an offer from little and large to illegally haul 400 cases of beer across state lines for $80,000 cash (Back in the 70’s that a shit load of dollar bills). The Bandit never turns down a challenge, he then teams up with his Cledus (the slack jawed yolk) and his dog Fred, to drive the truck, while he drives a shiny black dick (the slickest trans am with gold bastard rims) to luring the police away from the 18 wheels of beer, as they will have to speed the whole way in order to make it in time to claim their money. Along the way, they pick up a sperm bank bride-to-be, who has just ditched her wedding with Sheriff Buford T. Justice's son and hitched a ride with the Bandit. The Sheriff is pissed and soon becomes obsessed with butt fucking the Bandit, as well as getting the bride back for his son.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice played by the great Jackie Gleason. Gleason plays the best southern sheriff ever as he and his son play cat and mouse with the bandit from one state to the next. The cast of charcters is the bomb, a mobile cathouse, samurai trucker, friendly undertaker, biker gang and so many dumb ass cops.

Forget cannonball run, convoy and dukes of hazard. Smokey and the bandit has been ripped off so many fucking times by so many piss poor films and television shows that it people don’t give a shit nowadays. This film is fucking awesome it’s got everything go out rent it or buy it, Watch it then come back and tell me what you think. This film gets Burt’s 12inch hairy cock and cock knocks everything else out of its way.

“Thats a big 10-4 Good Buddy” pure fucking gold