Barcelona Olympic Stadium
By Rabid Dog.

I was reminded of this piece of shit today by a colleague. This rant goes back a few years! Me and an old pal went to Barcelona for a holiday, to kick back have a few drinks every night and a good feed. Well first of all Barcelona STINKS!! I mean fucking stinks of human shit! It's a nest of the worst kind. I despised the shit hole and the fucking prices for a drink were shocking, shocking as in the shock you might feel if somebody snuck up behind you and put a massive truncheon up your arse hole!! Spanish twats!

Anyway moving along, im about 3 days into my holiday and feeling pretty down. My old pal "ratboy" decides he'll try and cheer me up with a nice trip to Barcelona’s Olympic stadium... now to be fair to ratboy, he did warn me it was pretty shit, but it was something to fill the day with.

After trekking up a MASIVE hill/mountain (did have some escalators built in to be fair) we reached the summit. Rat boy guided me into a horrible piss ant concrete falling down, stinking of piss, shack crumbling nasty building with a horrible fucked up football pitch and something that resembled a running track. I say to rat boy, "this is fucking shit, lets go and have a look at the Olympic stadium, not some retched division 2 football ground"........ Then it hit me!! it hit me real HARD! the response came "you daft cunt, this IS the Olympic stadium!", now I've known ratboy for over 10 years so I know when he's joking and pulling my chain, to my horror and utter disgust he was deadly fucking serious!

I was in the place where they held the fucking Olympics!!! Needless to say I had an absolute horrific rage at anybody who would listen, ranting on about how shit I thought this place was and that somebody should blow up Barcelona, the Spanish looked a little bemused and the tourists a little shocked at me frothing at the mouth. Thank fuck Stevie Wonder is blind, if this is the shit that one of Europe’s "top cities" has to offer I wish I was fucking blind too!!

A non football league Sunday club in the arse end of Wales would have a better "stadium" than this piece of shit! It was a low day in the life of Rabid-Dog and believe me I've had some VERY BAD days, this ranks amongst the worst, Ratboy had to get me lashed up that night and sort me out a big steak feed to calm me down. Just thinking back to this day makes me want to kill myself!

Barcelona.... GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

R. Dog!!


PS I wish I was dead!